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1234 Gameshow
02:16
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1...2...3...4!
WILL YOU RISK IT? FOR A CASH PRIZE? WILL YOU RISK IT? WILL YOU RISK IT?
WILL YOU RISK IT? YOUR WHOLE LIFE IN THE HANDS OF THESE PILLOCKS
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HERE
JUST TAKE A LOOK
JUST TAKE A LOOK
AT ALL THESE WONDERFUL PRIZES HERE
JUST TAKE A LOOK
JUST TAKE A LOOK
AT WHAT YOU COULD...
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Here comes Simon, he’s from Swansea
and he has a degree in Computer Science This is Karen, she’s from Reading
and she also has a degree in Computer Science
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JUST TAKE A LOOK
JUST TAKE A LOOK
AT WHAT ALL THESE WONDERFUL PRIZES HERE
JUST TAKE A LOOK
JUST TAKE A LOOK
AT WHAT YOU COULD WIN!
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Family Misfortunes
02:13
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ARE YOU FIT FOR PURPOSE, FIT FOR WORK?
ARE YOU FIT FOR PURPOSE, FIT FOR WORK?
ARE YOU FIT FOR SERVICE, DO YOU EVEN WORK?
YEAH IT’S TIME FOR YOUR SERVICE, TIME TO PUT YOU DOWN!
OUR SURVEY SAYS… YOU’RE NOT FIT TO JUDGE
YEAH OUR SURVEY SAYS… YOU’RE NOT THE RIGHT FIT
YOU’RE NOT THE RIGHT FIT AT ALL
ARE YOU DISCONNECTED, LEFT BEHIND?
ARE YOU SCRAPING THE BARREL OF HUMAN KINDNESS?
IN THE GUTTER OR HOLIDAY HOME
YEAH EVERY HOME’S A CASTLE
WHEN YOU PUT IT ON EXPENSES
LIMB OVER LIFE
WORK OVER LIFE
OUR SURVEY SAYS
LIMB OVER LIFE
NO AFTERLIFE
OUR SURVEY SAYS…
LIMB OVER LIFE
WORK OVER LIFE
OUR SURVEY SAYS
LIMB OVER LIFE
NO AFTERLIFE
OUR SURVEY SAYS…
OUR SURVEY SAYS…
OUR SURVEY SAYS…
OUR SURVEY SAYS…
NO.
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Noel Edlemonds
03:02
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Graham's List
00:33
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ON THE CONVEYOR BELT TONIGHT WE HAVE…
A RADIO CASSETTE PLAYER
A PORTABLE COLOUR MICROWAVE
SOME CASUAL RACISM
A COFFEE PERCOLATOR
FINANCIAL STABILITY
A SENSE OF SMUG SATISFACTION
A YEAR’S SUPPLY OF CALENDARS
YOUR VERY OWN PANIC ROOM
SOME DECORATIVE CHINA
A DEGREE IN COMPUTER SCIENCE
A CUDDLY TOY!
A WASHING MACHINE & DRYER
AN INTERNET COMMENT CHANGING SOMEONE’S MIND
ALL FOUR LIMBS, A 4 WHEEL DRIVE
A GET-OUT-OF-EXISTENTIAL-CRISIS-FREE CARD
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Put Your Hand In The Box
02:26
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A NOEL EDMONDS UNDERWORLD
A CUM-STAINED PAIR OF UNDERWEAR
A HAT THAT’S FULL OF GUNGE
A CIGARETTE FULL OF LUNGS
A LIFETIME’S SUPPLY OF OXYGEN
(PUT IT IN THE BOX)
WHAT WILL YOU, WHAT WILL YOU GET?
WHAT WILL YOU, WHAT WILL YOU GET?
IF YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT BOX?
(PUT IT IN THE BOX)
A FAMILY TRIP TO MARS
(DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH, DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH)
A BOWL OF ANTI-VAXXERS’ OPINIONS
(DON’T WASH YOUR HANDS, DON’T WASH YOUR HANDS)
DON’T FRET (DON’T FRET)
THE SHOW’S NOT OVER YET
DON’T FRET (DON’T FRET)
THE SHOW’S NOT OVER YET
A FOOD BANK FULL OF COVID-22
(PUT IT IN THE BOX)
WHAT WILL YOU, WHAT WILL YOU GET?
WHAT WILL YOU, WHAT WILL YOU GET?
IF YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT BOX?
(PUT IT IN THE BOX)
DON’T FRET (DON’T FRET)
THE SHOW’S NOT OVER YET
DON’T FRET (DON’T FRET)
THE SHOW’S NOT OVER YET
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6. |
Murder Seance
02:56
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LET’S SIT DOWN AND JOIN HANDS
MAKE CONTACT WITH DEAD FAMILY
LET’S SEE WHO COMES TO PLAY
LET’S SEE WHO STAYS
IDEOLOGY, BAD BIOLOGY
LET’S BRING ‘EM BACK TO LIFE
LET’S SING IT AGAIN (BUT IN LATIN)
D - D - DO IT… D - D - D - DO IT (DO IT)
YOU KNOW IT’S RIGHT
D - D - DO IT… D - D - D - DO IT (DO IT)
THINK OF ALL THE GOOD YOU’LL BRING
D - D - DO IT… D - D - D - DO IT (DO IT)
YOU CAN’T STAY BEHIND THE CURTAIN
D - D - DO IT… D - D - D - DO IT (DO IT)
A GOOD MAN DOING NOTHING
I’M GETTING AN ’S'… NO, NO A ‘T’…
DOES THE NAME STEVE MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU? …ANYTHING?
DOES THE NUMBER 9 RING A BELL? HOW ABOUT THE NUMBERS 1 - 8?
RACIST GRANDMA JUST CALLED TO SAY SHE LOVES YOU
(BUT NOT YOU)
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
IS IT KILLING YOU TOO?
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
HAHHAHAHA
JOIN HANDS AND DON’T ASK QUESTIONS
CLOSE YOUR EYES ANDS TRUST IN THE PROCESS
YOU CAN’T DO THIS IN PUBLIC YOU KNOW?
YOU CAN’T TAKE IT WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO
DEAD AND GONE
DEAD, DEAD AND GONE
PEOPLE AND THEIR THNGS DEAD AND GONE
INSTEAD OF BRINGING THEM BACK TO LIFE
LET’S SEND YOU THERE, SEE IF YOU SURVIVE
D - D - DO IT… D - D - D - DO IT (DO IT)
YOU KNOW IT’S RIGHT
D - D - DO IT… D - D - D - DO IT (DO IT)
THINK OF ALL THE GOOD YOU’LL BRING
D - D - DO IT… D - D - D - DO IT (DO IT)
YOU CAN’T STAY BEHIND THE CURTAIN
D - D - DO IT… D - D - D - DO IT (DO IT)
MURDER SEANCE
MURDER SEANCE
MURDER SEANCE
MURDER SEANCE
MURDER SEANCE
MURDER SEANCE
MURDER SEANCE
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Clown King
02:45
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A SMILE WIDENS
ACROSS THE COBBLED AND CONFUSED STREETS OF BRITAIN
THE CLOWN KING
REGRETTING NOTHING, LOOKS DOWN AT US
HE’S GOT US NOW
IN HIS GRIP, IN HIS SHOW
LAUGHING ALONG ALL OUR ISLAND JOKES
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES / HE WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES / HE WAS WRONG THE WHOLE TIME
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES / HE WAS A DICK THE WHOLE TIME
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES
I AM JUST A STAND UP GUY
I AM JUST A SILLY GOOSE
EVERYONE LOOK / EVERYONE LOOK
I AM JUST A CLOWN FOR YOU
LAYING MY GOLDEN EGGS
I SHAKE MY HAIR / I SHAKE MY HAIR
DO U WANNA RISK IT WITH THIS GUY
OR GO HOME SAFE?
HA HA HA HA HA HA
LAUGH ALONG WITH ME, COME ON
LAUGH ALONG AND PRESS THE BUTTON
IT’S NOT ME (IT’S NOT ME)
IT’S THE REST WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
IT’S NOT ME (IT’S NOT ME)
IT’S ALL THOSE OTHERS
THE WORST PART IS / I’M TELLING THE TRUTH
WHEN I SPEAK / WHAT’S ON MY MIND
THE WORST PART IS / I’M TELLING THE TRUTH
WHEN I SPEAK / WHEN I WRITE
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Swantipede
03:13
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THIS IS YOUR LIFE
THIS IS YOUR LIFE
THIS IS YOUR LIFE
THIS, THIS RIGHT HERE IS YOUR LIFE!
I’M SEWING, I’M SEWING
I’M SEWING, I’M SEWING
I’M SEWING, I’M SEWING
I’M SEWING, I’M SEWING
I’M SEWING, I’M SEWING
I’M SEWING, I’M SEWING
I’M SEWING, I’M SEWING
I’M SEWING!
LALA LALALA LA
LALA LALALA LA
LALA LALALA LA
LALA LALALA LA
LALA LALALA LA
LALA LALALA LA
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Lost Lovely Assistants
04:04
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LOST THEIR LEGS, LOST THEIR WAY
LOST THEIR MINDS, BUT THE DRESSES STAYED
LOST THEIR LEGS, LOST THEIR WAY
LOST THEIR MINDS, BUT THE DRESSES STAYED
THE ASS IN ASSISTANT, THE BACK END OF A HORSE
STARTING AGAIN IN A MUCH BETTER PLACE
THE ASS IN ASSISTANT, THE BACK END OF A HORSE
DEEP IN THE VOID, THEY FOUND THEIR VOICE
WHERE DID THEY GO?
STEPPED RIGHT IN TO THE BOX
DISAPPEARED INTO NOTHING
THROUGH THE BACK OF THE STAGE?
THROUGH SPACE AND TIME?
IT’S A DISAPPEARING ACT
BEING SOMEONE’S RIGHT HAND WOMAN
LOST THEIR LEGS, LOST THEIR WAY
LOST THEIR MINDS, BUT THE DRESSES STAYED
LOST THEIR LEGS, LOST THEIR WAY
LOST THEIR MINDS, BUT THE DRESSES STAYED
THE ASS IN ASSISTANT, THE BACK END OF A HORSE
STARTING AGAIN IN A MUCH BETTER PLACE
THE ASS IN ASSISTANT, THE BACK END OF A HORSE
DEEP IN THE VOID, THEY FOUND THEIR VOICE
LOOSEN LOCKS AND HINGES
GAINING A FIRM GRIP
WE’RE COMING UP FOR AIR
WE’RE COMING UP FOR AIR
WHAT’S THIS?
A MAGIC CIRCLE
WITHOUT US?
WITHOUT YOU I KNOW NOW …I’M NOTHING
WITHOUT YOU I KNOW NOW …WE’RE NOTHING
WITHOUT YOU I KNOW NOW …THERE’S NO SHOW AT ALL
WITHOUT YOU I KNOW NOW …I’M JUST A SHIT STAND UP
THIS SHIT STANDS UP
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10. |
March Of The Clowns
01:51
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I AM STUCK IN A LINE
I AM STUCK IN A LINE
I AM STUCK IN A LINE
I AM STUCK IN A LINE
I AM STUCK IN A LINE
I AM STUCK IN A LINE
I AM STUCK IN A LINE
I AM STUCK IN A LINE
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11. |
Know Your Own Children
02:59
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COME ON DOWN…
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12. |
Stroke Of Nuggets
03:29
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TICK TICK TICK
AS THE WHEEL TURNS ROUND
MOUTHS WIDE OPEN
THE MEMBERS STAND PROUD
SPIN THE WHEEL
LET’S SEE WHERE IT LANDS
SPIN THE WHEEL
LET’S SEE THOSE WHANGS
SPIN THE WHEEL
IT’S A DATING GAME
SPIN THE WHEEL
THE WHEEL OF, WHEEL OF SHAME
THE WHEEL
IT’S A WHEEL OF WIENERS
SPIN THE WHEEL
IT‘S A MANHOOD MACHINE-A!
SPIN THE WHEEL
IT’S A GAME OF CHANCE
GET FUCKED BY LIFE
OR FUCK LIFE IN THE ARSE
LA LALA LALALA
STROKE THE NUGGETS
LA LALA LALALA
TICKER TICKER TICKER TICKER
LA LALA LALALA
ENDLESS JOHNSONS
LA LALA LALALA
DECIDING YOUR FATE
WHAT DOES FATE HOLD, IF NOT A THROBBING MEMBER?
READY TO PUMMEL LIFE’S LESSONS INTO YOU
WE, THE CAST OF ROTATING MEMBERS
FADE INTO VIEW, FADE OUT OF VIEW
(DING-A-LINGS / A-DANG-A-LING)
ONTO THE FINAL ROUND
WHO GETS WHO, WHO GETS WHO?
WHO GETS WHO, WHO GETS WHO?
WHAT’S THE MYSTERY PRIZE?
WHICH WAY’S IT GONNA SWING?
WHATEVER HAPPENS
SOMEONE WINS
WHAT’S THE MYSTERY PRIZE?
WHAT’S THE MYSTERY PRIZE?
LA LALA LALALA
STROKE THE NUGGETS
LA LALA LALALA
TICKER TICKER TICKER TICKER
LA LALA LALALA
ENDLESS JOHNSONS
LA LALA LALALA
DECIDING YOUR FATE
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